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| Alfred Morrison (The Evening World. April 6, 1900) |
A sneak thief stole an overcoat from
Alfred Morrison’s back porch Thursday evening. When he went to bed that night,
he fell asleep with a big cavalry revolver under his pillow.
His younger daughter, Josephine, slept in
the bed with him. His wife and youngest child slept in a smaller bed on the
other side of the room.
Alfred Morrison woke up at 2:30 a.m.,
standing beside his wife’s bed, holding his pistol. “Run for a doctor, quick,”
she screamed, “you’ve hit me.”
Much like Walter Mitty, Morrison was an
excitable guy who lived in a vague, dreamlike state. For example, that night,
he pictured himself fighting off a hoard of burglars, not his wife.


