Running against Theodore Roosevelt was less a
political campaign than self-inflicted punishment.
Roosevelt was everywhere. Newspapers couldn’t get
enough of him. Republicans loved him. Plenty of Democrats secretly admired him.
If he’d announced he was moving into the White House stables and raising
buffalo in the Rose Garden, half the country probably would’ve shrugged and
said it sounded reasonable.
Somebody still had to run against him.
The Democrats chose Alton B. Parker, a New York
judge whose greatest political asset was that he wasn’t William Jennings Bryan.
After watching Bryan lose twice, Democratic leaders decided that excitement was
overrated. Maybe what America wanted was a calm, respectable man who looked
like he balanced his checkbook on time.





